So... If there's one lesson I've learned from living on my own in an actual apartment, it is that even Costco packs of Toilet paper DO INDEED eventually run out. (Who knew?) So, my roommates and I have resorted to using Kleenex instead when desperate times arise.
Story time.
The first time our Toilet paper ran out, I can to the rescue with my box of super soft box of Kleenex magic. Then we bought a new pack of Toilet Paper (Allelujah). However, one evening it was apparent that I had the sniffles.. but low and behold I had sacrificed my box of Kleenex the previous week SO I used the next best thing.. one of our rolls of white heaven. When I was finished, I placed the remnants of such roll on my shelf.
Two weeks later, we ran out of Toilet tissue (again..). SO others chipped in boxes of powder white softer-than-the-bottom-of-a-baby Kleenex. But, then THOSE ran out too (at least in one of our bathrooms). While in a state of depression for lack of bathroom tissue, I remembered the soft roll of bliss tucked away upon my shelf. I sprang joyously to my sleeping corridor and retrieved the heaven-soft bathroom tissue.
After, well, taking care of business... I reached a moral dilemma. It was still Wednesday. Shopping for new toilet tissue would not occur until SATURDAY. Hence I was faced with the decision. Should I place the last roll of beloved toilet goodness upon the wall for all to use.. or should I tuck it ever so lovingly behind the toilet so that I may partake of it's goodness for the remainder of the week.
Naturally, I tucked it behind the Toilet.
Saturday came around, and it was cleaning checks.. meaning someone was assigned to clean the bathroom. Needless to say, my still 1/2 full roll of joy was still tucked away. And Olivia was quite appalled when she discovered it.
Lesson to be learned by my roommates:
When the Toilet Paper dispenser is bare, give the rear of the toilet a glare.
I love college.
This is what Heaven REALLY looks like.:P
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